Unfortunately, the Spicy Lady failed to satisfy our appetites. We headed across the street (literally) to Spin Cafe. It was the weirdest thing–first, the cafe looked closed, so we went back to our car. The manager then chased us down in the parking lot to tell us that the restaurant was not actually closed. So we obliged her and went inside. Then, our waitstaff seemed half drunk and completely tired, and didn’t actually know what was on the menu. Consequently, nothing seemed very appetizing. Contrast that with the table across the room, where another waitstaff was working, knew all the off-menu specials and beer pairings. Yeah. It was an experience and a half.
In the end, we got a Wasatch and a Squatters. For being a heavily Mormon state where laws about drinking are about as confusing as, well, something very confusing, these Utahns sure can brew some beer!

